[O.C. - Old Cracker]

There are over 300 distinct Native American creation stories. Gonna teach all of them?

Now you're grasping at straws. Many of these stories are fanciful and fun to read, but bear no resemblance to the world in which we live. Creation by a Being infinitely superior to ourselves is the only rational explanation for existence. Mankind's spirit agrees with this, but our rebellious nature seeks to deny God. Irritating, but true.

[Right Wing Professor]

Now you're grasping at straws. Many of these stories are fanciful and fun to read, but bear no resemblance to the world in which we live.

You mean, they have things like 6000 year old universes, talking serpents, women created from men's ribs, and boats that carrry every single living thing and many extinct ones?

If that's the world you live in, guy, well, my compliments to your supplier.