Hmm. So you say that you’ll “march my ass” in front of a Pentagon authority, and then wiggle out of even being able to schedule a phone call.
Now it's conditional. I have to mail you convincing evidence by your standards and then fly to DC. I was born dumb, but it wasn't yesterday. Get lost.
You are an idiot. You think I can set a meeting without a topic? You think you can get into the Pentagon on your feelings alone. Grow up, Idiot. The offer stands. Put up or shut up.