[tertiary01]

When I worked nightshift at the Vet's Home in Yountville a few years back, one warm summer night I went for my usual walk around "the Alameda". When I approached the Rec Hall I heard a high whistling noise and smelled burned rock. I looked up and saw about fifty feet above my head what I think was a burning meteor. It probably landed in Domain Chandon's vineyard.

[Bon mots]

You smelled brimstone and heard a shriek flying through the nighttime sky?
That was Hillary.
Keep garlic handy, and don't go outside without a large wooden cross.