Posted on 04/30/2004 9:22:09 AM PDT by quidnunc
Canada is officially beyond parody. The latest development in Flagscam is that those Sheila Copps Maple Leafs the flags needed to keep Quebec in Confederation, the flags only a $6 million Government program could organize, the flags whose $6 million Government program ballooned to $45 million, the flags whose free distribution wiped out the profits of Canadian flag retailers, the flags that no-one in Canada could make fast enough and so wound up being secretly imported from overseas, the flags for which millions of dollars were paid to well-connected Liberal Party middle-men for doing nothing, the flags for which the luckier Grit cronies got paid twice over for doing nothing it turns out these flags dont even fly.
On the CBC the other night, Doreen Braverman, who runs Canadas biggest flag retailer, held up one of the Sheila Maple Leafs. No eyelets, no sleeve, no halyard line for your rope and toggle, no nothing. The Canadian taxpayers paid $45 per flag for a flag that cant be flown. If whats left of our armed forces ever gets round to seizing Hans Island back from the Danish imperialist aggressors and tearing down the viking marauders flag, I hope they dont make the mistake of taking a Sheila $45 special to replace it with. One doesnt want to think of the lads from JTF2 standing around on the barren windswept rock holding the Maple Leaf in position while someone radios back to base to ask if DND can parachute in a tube of Superglue.
Why do we need the government to spend $45 million on free flags? Well, go back to 1995. We came within a few thousand votes of losing the greatest country in the world, wrote Warren Kinsella a few weeks back in an impassioned defence of the Chretien years. Under Brian Mulroneys watch, there were no Canadian flags flying at post offices in Quebec No flags in citizenship courts, even. Canada, as a concept, barely existed in the Province of Quebec. It was one big no-fly zone.
Call me a pessimist, but I cant think making a rural postmaster in the Gaspe lean a ladder up against the flagpole each morning so he can nail Sheilas Maple Leaf into position is likely to endear him to the concept of Canada.
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You'll not be able to apportion any blame for that state of affairs in my vicinity, sir.
I for one have stated on this very forum that I will dance drunk and naked in my driveway when Fat Teddy meets his eventual demise.
You'll need to look elsewhere for an idiot that ever voted for either of them.
No offense taken at all. I was just being a smartass...as is my nature. I also never like to pass on an opportunity to spew my disgust and loathing for all things Kennedy.
It is kind of odd up here. Outside of Rt. 128, which encircles Boston at a radius of approximately 20 miles, the voting is very much Conservative in nature. Inside of Rt. 128 it is strictly liberal whacko land, to be sure.
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