[PatrickHenry]

The Truth^tm is that the Neanderthals were on Noah's Ark, like everything else, but due to the erratic effects of the 2nd law of thermodynamics, which was still kicking in after the expulsion from the Garden of Eden, their teeth matured too rapidly, thus causing horrible dental problems. So they died. Their bones were scrambled in the Flood. Saturn was floating just above the north pole at that time, as any fool knows.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Maybe there's a Small Village of them living on Mount Ararat. (Above the timberline, of course.)

[ravingnutter]

The Truthtm is that the Neanderthals were on Noah's Ark, like everything else, but due to the erratic effects of the 2nd law of thermodynamics, which was still kicking in after the expulsion from the Garden of Eden, their teeth matured too rapidly, thus causing horrible dental problems. So they died.

I know one that survived...hubby's getting his dentures next week. Thank the Lord for modern dentistry techniques!

[Igraine]

I find your ideas fascinating. Please send me your literature.