1 posted on
04/27/2004 8:00:46 AM PDT by
dead
To: dead
This story isn't as good as the man who cooked the guy in his tamales.
2 posted on
04/27/2004 8:01:53 AM PDT by
cyborg
To: dead
Words fail me...
3 posted on
04/27/2004 8:02:55 AM PDT by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
(Wolfgang Puck does not belong on Iron Chef America, no matter how funny his accent is.)
To: dead
whoa
To: dead
If this happened in America, he would sue the train company...
5 posted on
04/27/2004 8:04:57 AM PDT by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: dead
Ay Caramba!
6 posted on
04/27/2004 8:05:36 AM PDT by
Bismarck
To: dead; mhking
Just damn..
7 posted on
04/27/2004 8:05:44 AM PDT by
threat matrix
('For my brother, and my country.' Ranger Pat Tillman to Sgt. Joe Bush)
To: dead
Stupid is as stupid does.
Of course, he could have been the victim of Meixcan Candy.
8 posted on
04/27/2004 8:06:17 AM PDT by
Marine Inspector
(Either we will defeat terrorism, or terrorism will defeat us.)
To: dead
I counted only six beers," a bewildered Lozano Lopez told local newspaper El Norte. "But who knows how many more there might have been. Perhaps the six beers was a nightcap...
9 posted on
04/27/2004 8:06:27 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.)
To: dead
Maybe he got into the 192-proof. That stuff's white lightning with a tax stamp.
10 posted on
04/27/2004 8:08:02 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(...you never forget your first shot...unless you keep going.)
To: dead
Paging Chuck Darwin!
11 posted on
04/27/2004 8:08:16 AM PDT by
TXBSAFH
(KILL-9 needs no justification.)
To: dead
Beer -- Nature's own anesthetic!
14 posted on
04/27/2004 8:21:39 AM PDT by
blau993
(Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
To: dead
15 posted on
04/27/2004 8:22:19 AM PDT by
Cooter
To: mhking
This might need a one-time reappearance of "Hold muh beer..."
19 posted on
04/27/2004 9:06:55 AM PDT by
steveegg
(Radical Islam has more in common with Islamic populations than the mainstream media has with America)
To: dead
For the life of me, I can't figure out what is so appealing about sleeping on railroad tracks. Am I missing the boat here? Is there some magical portal to the land of nod that lies between the rails? I'm sorry, but cold steel, creosote-soaked wood, and rocks ain't my idea of a comfortable rack.
I can just picture this scene in my head:
Mexican: Hombres, I'm dead tired. Think I'll head down to the tracks and catch a few "Z's".
Hombres: Adios, Juan! We'll have the engineer wake you when he comes by.
21 posted on
04/27/2004 11:08:49 AM PDT by
Ranxerox
To: dead
Was this guy at Talladega last Sunday ?
22 posted on
04/27/2004 11:11:53 AM PDT by
BSunday
(I'm not the bad guy, kid)
To: dead
The undercarriage passed within just a few centimetres of his body but did not touch him.He would have been better off in the US, the train would have missed him by inches.
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23 posted on
04/27/2004 11:12:30 AM PDT by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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