To: neverdem
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Wilmette prohibits its residents from owning handguns.New business opportunity: leasing guns to folks forbidden to own them. "No, officer, I don't own a gun. This one is leased."
Works until at next council meeting they replace the word "own" with "possess".
7 posted on
04/25/2004 12:29:49 PM PDT by
JimRed
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To: JimRed
...Wilmette prohibits its residents from owning handguns.No, officer - I don't own it; my family owns it.
9 posted on
04/25/2004 12:43:52 PM PDT by
DuncanWaring
(...and Freedom tastes of Reality)
To: JimRed
That pistol? No officer, I don't possess it. It belongs to my dog/cat/bird/minkey....
I'm just holding it for him......
Inspector Cleuseau would understand.
13 posted on
04/25/2004 1:30:39 PM PDT by
MindBender26
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