[sully777]

Well, I think "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town" must get an exemption because of this line:

If I could move, I'd get my gun, and put her in the ground.
Oh, Ruby, don't take your love to town.

I mean, contemplating homicide to a beat and a tune has to count for something, doesn't it?

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Okay, Okay.

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
400 children
and a crop in the field

I know it's 4 hungry children but everybody sings 400 children

[dfwgator]

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille 400 children and a crop in the field

I thought it went:

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
You b----, you s---, you w----!
4 hungry children
and a crop in the field
You b----, you s---, you w----!