[Willie Green]

Consider this a preemtpive strike:

Well if your gonna start playing rough,
I'm gonna have to deploy the nukes.

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love

Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle
 
And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love

[weegee]

Extra annoyance for having some lyrics in French.

Sweet City Woman - The Stampeders


Bon c'est bon bon
bon c'est bon bon,
Bon c'est bon, bon, bon, bon, bo-n
Bon c'est, bon, bon
bon ci'est bon bon,
Bon c'est bon, bon, bon, bon, bo-n

(and then there's...)

Swee-ee-eet, sweet city woman (oh, she´s my)
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet city woman
Swee-ee-eet, sweet city woman (woah my)
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet city woman (everybody)
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet city woman (ba da da da, ba da da da)
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet city woman (ba da da da, ba da da da)
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet city woman (ba da da da, ba da da da)
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet city woman (ba da da da, ba da da da)

[Rollee]

You cruel, cruel man. I had to finish reading this thread, it has taken several days, and here I find that you posted that hideous "Muskrat Love" travesty. Did you get pleasure from this henious act?