Kerry Say 'Family' Owns SUV, Not He

The Guardian (UK) ^ | 4-23-2004

[Dr Snide]

Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M.

There is no way in H*LL this elitist scum bag has been driving a Dodge/Chrysler product all these years. You know he traded in some forign car within the last year just like he traded in his expensive Itallian motorcycle for a Harley once the campaign started. What a joke.

[P-Marlowe]

Actually anyone with proper access to DMV records could find out what kinds of cars he's been driving and buying in the past.

Are there any PI detectives out there with access?

Anyone wanna bet he sold his BMW or his Peugeot recently?

[Dr Snide]

But it isn't "his family". He left his family a while ago when he had his eighteen year marriage to the mother of his children anulled. The man is nothing but a piece of s**t who married well.

[Russian Sage]

Kerry Gets Permission to Drive 'Family' SUV

(2004-04-22) -- Just hours after telling reporters that he doesn't own an SUV but his family does, Sen. John Forbes Kerry announced today that he had gained permission from his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, to drive the family's Chevy Suburban on brief trips to the grocery store or dry cleaner.

"I didn't ask to take it on the campaign trail because it gets lousy gas mileage which is bad for the environment," said Mr. Kerry. "But I was excited when Teresa told me that I could run out to the Piggly-Wiggly in the big rig."

Mr. Kerry's spokesman later explained that, "the family calls the SUV 'the big rig', not Senator Kerry, because it's not his vehicle, so he doesn't need a nickname for it. The SUV belongs to someone else in the family--in this case, his wife, but not the Senator."

President Bush could not be reached for comment because, according to his spokesman, "he's out hauling some lumber in his Ford F-250 Super Duty, four-door pickup truck."

[P-Marlowe]

Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M.

They stopped making Dodge 600's in 1988. Is he trying to say that a man married to a woman worth 500 million dollars is reduced to driving a car that was new about the time Reagan saved America from the Malaise?

This man is really emasculated. Get him to a Nunnery.

[Quix]

IDIOT.

Either he's

1) not a leader in his own home but a chronic and hopless wimp . . . in which case he ought not be voted in as dog catcher, much less ANYthing higher.

OR

2) he's as glib about primary issues of responsibility as is his mentor Billdo arguing with the American people about what "IS" is.

OR

3) BOTH.

In either case, he should be ran out of town on a rail after being tarred and feathered with a dunce cap crazy glued to his cranium.

Sheesh.

What an insult to the American public and even to the DIMRAT party that this idiot is running around loose with his mouth open!

[NewLand]

John F'in K has six $million+ homes, plus 1400 other "houses" in 25 states...

[SouthCarolinaKit]

He just can't take responsibility for anything, can he?
I'm Sorry, Kerry, but one is not allowed to register a car to a 'family,' someone has to get it registered, checked for polution etc.; unless you're saying that your 'family' is a corporate entity.

[an amused spectator]

He has the jaw and build of Paul Bunyan; he windsurfs, kite-boards, and snowboards; and he's married to Teresa Heinz, one of the most powerful environmental philanthropists in the country. - Amanda Griscom, Grist Magazine

Sounds like Amanda's having one of them there "organisms".

[kcvl]

Found on John Kerry's website...(plus other similar stupid comments)

Earth Day Every Day:
"Caring for this great land"

This Earth Day help me make sure the next generation will not have to deal with the devastating environmental consequences of the Bush Administration
- Robert Redford


http://www.johnkerry.com/

[mewzilla]

ROTF. Well, they're not called limosine liberals for nuthin'. Still, this is hysterical, even for Flipper.

[mewzilla]

Wonder what Redford drives, flies....

[steveyp]

P-Marlow said:
He throws away someone else's medals. He drives someone else's SUV. He marries someone else's wife and inherits someone else's money.


Oh. What a wonderful thing to wake up to in the morning.

That's an ad in and of itself.

[mewzilla]

Betcha they don't own just one, either, but have multiple vehicles available at all their properties. Let's see a list :)

[Lockbar]

LOL. This guys is nuts. Dr. Mengele, did you do medical experiments on Jewish children? "No, I didn't do it. The greater German Reich did it, I just held the scalpel. I was just following orders!"

I am making an extreme comparison, no doubt. But what a fantastic juggling of words.

[steveyp]

But not on the family Eye'-lund dahling...

No motorized vehicles allowed on it.

This guy is SO bad it has to be a joke.

I understand now why the Boston Globe is gunning after him so hard. It makes them look like they haven't done their jobs during his entire Senate tenure!

[KillTime]

Kerry = Do as I say, not as I do; well, at least for today, but ask me tomorrow.

[bondjamesbond]

It seems the reporter probably asked the question because he had previously heard Kerry bragging that he did not own an SUV, and then the reporter saw the Idaho vehicle.

Just catching Kerry out in yet another lie.

First of all, it's bad enough that Kerry would lie. But the sad thing is that he found the need to lie in the first place. As if the kind of car he drove mattered to anybody but himself.

Clearly he thinks that driving and SUV is a reflection on the person. That "good" people drive sedans and "bad" people drive SUV's. Well here's a little hint, John F'n... The amount of fuel it takes to fly your private jet across the country once is enough to keep my SUV on the road for ten years. And your private jet is not equipped with a catalytic converter...

I would hope that every SUV driver in America will remember on election day that John F'n Kerry lied to avoid being associated with them.

[kcvl]

Drives an SUV not just in rural Utah, but rents them in LA, NYC, etc. He admits he's a hypocritical environmentalist, yet still feels the need to preach to the unenlightened.

That doesn't include his ski resort, the numerous Porche, Mercedes etc. he drives in the movies, etc.

[mewzilla]

Conservation, don'cha know, is for the little people. I'll bet if you looked at what the upper echelons of the eviro groups drive, it ain't compacts.