[ASA Vet]

they'd vote for Osama Bin Laden first

That shouldn't be a surprise. Dead demoncRATs can vote, and
a dead demoncRAT was elected in MO a few years ago.

OBL hated America so he would qualify as a demoncRAT,
and his being dead almost 2 1/2 years isn't a problem for them.

[Conspiracy Guy]

You hit that nail on the head except OBL is alive and being held in the undisclosed shed in my undisclosed backyard until the time is right.

This picture is for illustration only. This is not Conspiracy Guy, this is not the undisclosed shed or the undisclosed part of the undisclosed backyard.