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To: Jaysun

I heard a good way to get rid of crabs which might help your pard. Shave half his head and set the other half on fire. When the critters run out of the fire, stab 'em with an ice pick!


846 posted on 06/24/2004 12:27:52 PM PDT by Safetgiver (Is Clinton's book a "bone tome"?)
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To: Safetgiver
I heard a good way to get rid of crabs which might help your pard. Shave half his head and set the other half on fire. When the critters run out of the fire, stab 'em with an ice pick!

We tried something similar, but not in that exact order. I'm fairly certain that we burned him at some point, and I distinctly remember trying to talk him letting me use the advanced medical equipment that I had available, (like a "biting stick" and a "hacksaw") but he wouldn't go for it. It was interesting how it all worked out. Look at post 463.
849 posted on 06/25/2004 2:13:52 AM PDT by Jaysun (If a person says that he enjoys the opera, that person is a liar.)
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To: Safetgiver
I heard a good way to get rid of crabs which might help your pard. Shave half his head and set the other half on fire. When the critters run out of the fire, stab 'em with an ice pick!

We tried something similar, but not in that exact order. I'm fairly certain that we burned him at some point, and I distinctly remember trying to talk him letting me use the advanced medical equipment that I had available, (like a "biting stick" and a "hacksaw") but he wouldn't go for it. It was interesting how it all worked out. Look at post 463.
850 posted on 06/25/2004 2:14:39 AM PDT by Jaysun (If a person says that he enjoys the opera, that person is a liar.)
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