When I was called to serve in Kuwait in 99' I remember waking up every morning to their prayers coming out of an overdriven speaker.
It was such a surreal experience walking in downtown Kuwait City and having everything come to a dead stop for prayers.
I took a big crap the other day and called it Islam.
I summon my blue-eyed slaves anytime it pleases me. I command the Americans to send me their bravest soldiers to die for me. Anytime I clap my hands a stupid genie called the American ambassador appears to do my bidding. When the Americans die in my service their bodies are frozen in metal boxes by the US Embassy and American airplanes carry them away, as if they never existed. Truly, America is my favorite slave."
King Fahd Bin Abdul-Aziz, Jeddeh 1993
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