This time he's not sharing a doobie with Hanoi Jane?
He has a different 'We're the bad guys' speech writer?
This time he expects to testify to himself instead of a committee?
Sen. Kerry: 'Tell me, Senator Kerry. How many of those peaceful and law-abiding Iraqi terrorists worshippers of Allah have we beat with truncheons?'
Sen. Kerry: 'Well, Senator. Strange you should ask. Just this morning I read a report from Australia which quoted a French publication quoting a source from Germany who has a relative in Afghanistan who received a phone call from his brother in Iran who has a friend in Syria who just got a letter from his step-sister in Iraq who lives in a small town outside of Baghdad who was told by a suicide-harness salesman that his brother, a black-clad peaceful citizen, was pummelled by occupation forces just because he wouldn't lay down his gun poster of Allah.'
Sen. Kerry: 'How much credence do you give that report, Sen. Kerry?'
Sen. Kerry: 'Credence? Hey! If you can't trust an Iraqi salesman, who can you trust?