Yessir Mr. masked, unidentified, dressed as a civilian, terrorist man! Sure, we'll just create a national policy tailoring our military strategies to only the least effective things. Of course it'll have to go thru Congress, and while you'll get many of the dim votes immediately, it'll take a little while on the other side of the aisle, so please, we ask you for your patience in the matter.
Signed,
W
P.S. Kiss my ass!