[Old Sarge]

"Hey, this'll let me REALLY see the game up close!!"

[Uncle Jaque]

Re the nifty Bazooka-Hat picture

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040414/capt.jbm10504141644.iraq_jbm105.jpg

I can MAKE one of those; 4 lengths of PVC pipe, some scrap aluminum, some handlebars off of an old bicycle; 4 piezio-electric barbeque ignitors (the red buttons); Some propane or a can of starting ether; a bag of russets....

And we're launching some serious potatoes here, gang!