[LexBaird]

The law defines as illegal any device used primarily for stimulation of human genitalia.

I swear, officer! It's a rubber model rocket!

[robertpaulsen]

"I swear, officer! It's a rubber model rocket!"

Like this one?

Blast off! Which reminds me of the scene from the movie "Top Secret where they discuss the guy that plugs the U.S. 120 volt "device" into the European 220 volt?

[robertpaulsen]

I hope this works.

Top Secret

[jslade]

The law defines as illegal any device used primarily for stimulation of human genitalia.

No more cucumbers?