Enrages me? Don't flatter yourself. Humor is all you've provided me. I'll leave the rage to the people who actually have the disease you claim.
You thought you could bullshit your way to sympathy. This crowd is too smart for you. And I don't care when you registered with Free Republic. You're no conservative.
I think I've seen you at the airport: one hand out, and a lying sob story written on cardboard in the other. "Please pity me, I'm terminally ill!"