Don't even joke about such things. Democrats can say anything they want, but you as a Republican cannot.
There are so many laws that I would not be surprised if a zealous Democrat prosecutor could find a crime to charge you with. Perhaps conspiracy to distribute controlled substances. I have heard that a grand jury will indict a cheese sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to. This is only a slight exaggeration.
While Democrats every day put out the call for more casualties in Iraq, and jihadists and Sunni loyalists answer the call.