You Know You Are A Freeper When.....

April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.

You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.

When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".

You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.

And last but not least……..

You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!

[LadyShallott]

*Spouse Ping*

[RosieCotton]

Your family members get screennames just in order to communicate with you.

Though I guess you had that covered here:

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

;-) Good list!

[dirtboy]

You yell "PING!" to get the attention of your wife in the other room.

You tell your cats that their Little Friskies is actually made from roasted trolls.

[End Times Sentinel]

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

 

You mean like this?

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

[razorback-bert]

I have Freeped on a 1200 baud cell phone connection, back when you paid fifty cents a minutes for a air time.

I am doing better now, my doctor tells me.

[LadyShallott]

Just for fun. :)

[Diogenesis]

[stainlessbanner]

waycooljunior!

[LadyShallott]

LOL. That's great!

[biblewonk]

I can't read news on a regular news site because I can't post comments and everybody deserves my opinion.

[retrokitten]

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

LMBO!!! Not that I would know anything about this...

[Frank_Discussion]

"You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker."

I have seen a car in the parking lot with a John Kerry campaign bumper sticker on the PAINT of the trunk. I want to slap them reeeeallly hard.

[Larry Lucido]

You tell your friends "I'll bump ya later on."

[chance33_98]

LOL, looks good, reminds me of: You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

[LadyShallott]

new year, new Freeper list. :0)

[The Mayor]

when you can't get away from the computer, no matter what time it is....

My wife has told me,
If you could only spend as much time with your kids as you do on FreeRepublic life would be better.
I chose FreeRepublic!

[Prime Choice]

You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

WHO TOLD Y--!

er...I mean..."that's interesting."

[chance33_98]

Ping!

[End Times Sentinel]

You're watching FOXNews and jump up and race to the P.C. when they mention a story related to a Moose or Cheese.

 

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores