[homemom]

WHY is Kerry not wearing his sling if he had "surgery"?

HOW can he shake hands and hold a microphone with his "surgery" arm??

I think we need a commission! I volunteer to be on it . . .

[Mudboy Slim]

Kerry's a fairy...

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Tis fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

[Darlin']

I am highly suspicious about that shoulder surgery. He probably had it worked on simply because lying about it would have been too risky but I wonder if it was the primary reason for the hospital visit. After all, the shoulder seemed fine when he was skiing and snowboarding all over Sun Valley. It was only last year that he had prostate surgery for cancer and since then it seems he has been in some kind of manic competition to be seen engaged in as many "manly" athletic or sporting photo ops as possible.