[Catspaw]

“I should not be here today,” said Linas, dressed in a dark suit, his friends and family dabbing tears from their eyes at the back of the courtroom. “I should be at school, studying.”

Aaron, honey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

[theDentist]

No sense in his going to school to study. He never learned to think in the first place. Now he's going to a new type of environment, a new learning experience. Wait'll the cons hear why this kid is in jail. He thinks it's tough now....

[Clioman]

Perhaps he'll get to share a cell with a caring, 300 lb. bear-like creature named Tiny, who will introduce him to a new way of communing with nature...

[Travis McGee]

Boohoo. Cry me a river, Aaron. (You better get tougher before you meet the bad boys in cell block D.)

[Houmatt]

Let's face it: This pathetic loser is not sorry at all about what he did, only that he got caught. The article indicates as much.

From where I sit, 42 months is not enough.

[Objective Reality]

“I should not be here today,” said Linas, dressed in a dark suit, his friends and family dabbing tears from their eyes at the back of the courtroom. “I should be at school, studying.”

Linas followed up by adding "It's those evil greedy corporate bastards who should be going to jail, not me! And why isn't Whistle Ass's buddy Ken Lay going to jail, huh?! HUH?!" - then giving the judge the finger, dousing his attorney's leather shoes in red paint, pitching a molotov cocktail through the windshield of a nearby Ford Explorer, and vowing to cleanse the earth of as many pieces of human scum as he could possibly murder, starting with infants, because they don't fight back, and because they wear disposable diapers.

Kudos to the federal judge who actually had the clarity to figure this case out. The real tragedy is that "Linas" will be cooling his punk ass in a Club Fed, instead of rotting away inside from godforsaken State Pen.