[Biblebelter]

I am a retrosexual living in a blue state. Retrosexuals here are incredibly outnumbered by metrosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, and whatever sexuality one would use to describe Bill Clinton types. Of course the birthrate is declining drastically which would cause our population to decline if it weren't for the flood of illegal immigrants.

[CholeraJoe]

HunH? Wyoming is a metro/homo/bi/trans state? I live in Montana. I can't see that unless you live in the Jackson Hole area, where all the Hollywood types hang out.