[RightWingNilla]

The Grays from Zeta Reticuli

I couldn't read that star map because I lacked the necessary knowledge.

[Junior]

Because you lack the enlightenment bestowed upon me (and only me) by the Great Gray Grand Poobah from its (the Grays have evolved beyond such messy contrivances as "sex") Spire of Universal Crystaline Knowledge in the capital arcology on Zeta Reticuli III.

Because I have had this special "revelation" (which you unenlightened can never understand) you should all do exactly what I tell you because it is necessary for your redemption and acceptance into the great cosmic mind, Og.

As my first commandment, you must buy me a beer.