[WOSG]

"What do you know about Pennsylvania?"

Quite a bit. Lots of connections there, friends, family etc.
And I know who the best candidate is for you to vote for - as long as you are a conservative Republican. (If you are a liberal, let me know and I'll quit bugging you.)
Toomey is a great Senate candidate with a great first name.

"Would you like it if I told you whom to vote for in Texas primaries?"

If you told me to vote for Conservatives over RINO liberals, I wouldnt mind it at all. Information is never a bad thing. Who should I vote in our sherriff runoff? :-)

[republicanwizard]

Just understand that I'm a proud Pennsylvanian, jealous of my state's dignity, saddened by its faded glory.

You know there was once a time in America when Pennsylvania was the second largest state, and Texas was, well, you know.

Now what are we? A bunch of cranky retirees, corrupt urbanites, and unsophisticated rednecks.