To: dogbrain
About 10 years ago there was a story of a fellow who went to sleep with his 22 revolver. Awakened in the middle of the night, he thought he saw an intruder. He pulled his revolver, took aim at the swaying shape, and promptly shot himself in the penis. His only comment following this incident was that he was glad he grabbed the 22 and not the 45. Evidently, the wound was not all that serious.
To: DugwayDuke
"...Evidently, the wound was not all that serious."Evidently, he had been married for some years...
173 posted on
04/08/2004 5:13:14 PM PDT by
dogbrain
(memo to self: Don't drink from toilet; it's where democrats wash their hands....)
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