Here's a start: You evo's do a fine job of describing how evolution works, and you have (what you think are enough) fossils in your little collections, and you've even had some modest success trying to duplicate it in a lab, but not a one of you can tell me WHY evolution exists. I can. It's how God populates His Creation with new life forms.
(The original creation of life is outside the scope of evolution.)
Now I have to go back to my hobbit hole until I get back in good graces with Darwin central. ;)
The Powers-that-be at Darwin Central have ordered me to inform you that you will be accepted back into the fold once you've made a mandatory pilgrimage to the Gallopogas Islands.