[Landru]

"'The sheik is dead. The sheik is dead,' sobbed gunmen and Hamas militants who gathered at the scene."

Doesn't the murderer now get 40 virgins or something like that?

Ahhh so?

...what's all the bawling about, then.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Doesn't the murderer now get 40 virgins...?"

As the joke goes, it's 40 Angry Virginians...MUD