DFU SONG: Battle of New Orleans (Kerry and the battle of Kansas City)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

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MIDI - BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS

It's mid November nineteen seventy one
A major confrontation, friends, was said to have begun
Some vets had done some planning...they were getting really sore
They would move to the next level in attempts to stop the war

The FBI had been watchin' 'em in action
They're gettin' real scary...what's the next thing they would do?
In Kansas City would the plot gain traction
Would senators see pearly gates before the year was through?

A young John F. Kerry had been telling great big lies
U.S. troops pulled off mass murder, that should come as no surprise
They're killing for pleasure and were zapping testicles
Before the U.S. Congress he was spreading all that bull

The FBI had been watchin' 'em in action
They're gettin' real scary...what's the next thing they would do?
In Kansas City would the plot gain traction
Would senators see pearly gates before the year was through?

Back in Vietnam there were some men held by the Cong
They were undergoing torture...that side thought it wasn't wrong
They used John's words...and for the men it's really rough
John F. Kerry, you're a traitor...we have really had enough

The FBI had been watchin' 'em in action
They're gettin' real scary...what's the next thing they would do?
In Kansas City would the plot gain traction
Would senators see pearly gates before the year was through?

Scott Camil had been screamin' "It's time we were votin'!
Are you with or against us...we must know where you all stand"
John told them no and gave his resignation
'Cause after all, you know, that a career had been well-planned

He's hidden the record and hoped we would not find out
But Tom Lipscomb found the story...we know what John's all about
A lesson Kerry learned is now becoming evident
If you are whacking senators, you can't be president

The FBI had been watchin' 'em in action
They're gettin' real scary...what's the next thing they would do?
In Kansas City would the plot gain traction
Would senators see pearly gates before the year was through?

Scott Camil had been screamin' "It's time we were votin'!
Are you with or against us...we must know where you all stand"
John told them no and gave his resignation
'Cause after all, you know, that a career had been well-planned

[doug from upland]

Ladies and gentlemen, this song is a historical record of the activities of one John Forbes Kerry, candidate for the presidency of the United States. He has been caught in a lie that could hit his campaign like a tsuname. Tom Lipscomb has been all over the story. The liberal elite dominant meeting has dug in their heels and is resisting covering it. It is up to us to advance the story --- a man running for president was the leader of a group that met and voted on whether to assassinate United States senators! Not only is he unqualified to be the commander in chief, he should have been imprisoned for treason.

[doug from upland]

Can someone get this recorded???

[doug from upland]

Ping

[Steven W.]

a question I posed last night:

Kerry campaign is apparently backing off their story that he wasn't at this meeting, now that records prove he was there. Their rationale is that, supposedly, Kerry thought he was at another event but not this one. That brings up an even further troubling issue: now, not it's no longer a question of whether Kerry participated in such meetings but HOW MANY MORE MEETINGS WAS HANOI JOHN FRENCH KERRY PRESENT FOR WHEN ASSASINATION WAS DISCUSSED?

[afraidfortherepublic]

If JFK was at an assassination planning meeting, or knew of one, why did he not notify the authorities? If JFK witnessesed atrocities perpetrated by US soldiers in VN (or participated in such atrocities, as he claimed) why did he not notify the authorities, or try to stop the atrocities?

Either this turkey is a J"effin" liar, or he is a J "effin" traitor deserving of jail. He can't have it both ways.

[doug from upland]

He is both a traitor and a liar.

[doug from upland]

Ping.

[doug from upland]

TOM LIPSCOMB ON WABC WITH MONICA CROWLEY

[doug from upland]

Kerry testimony on C-SPAN -- CLICK.

[Yaelle]

He is both a traitor and a liar.

Why won't anybody in the media touch this story? Why isn't Drudge or someone running with it? Even simply to POSE QUESTIONS about what HAS been published? What am I missing here? This is very serious stuff.

[doug from upland]

I am astounded that Drudge has not touched this story. It has been on WABC. Lipscomb was on FOX News last weekend. I do know that a major news magazine and two major newspapers are investigating.

[doug from upland]

Darn, the website to which the song was linked is now out of commission. I'll have to try to find another.

[doug from upland]

New MIDI link --- FIND THE SONG HERE.

[Yaelle]

I am astounded that Drudge has not touched this story.

Do you think you know why? There seems to me to be enough documentation to make this worth a segment of discussion. What about a bit of "We don't know all the facts yet, but this is what we DO know," just to titillate the listeners? Is there something legal holding everyone back?

[doug from upland]

It is a well-researched story. The evidence is there. I am clueless as to why Drudge doesn't have a flashing light on it.

[Yaelle]

I am clueless as to why Drudge doesn't have a flashing light on it.

There is a reason. There has got to be some reason why Hannity didn't even tease it or Drudge isn't sirening it. I can't figure it out, though.

I just hope it's because they figure that when it does break, it should break big and not look like "trashing the opponent." I cannot imagine this being some nonstarter without legs. Kerry's team HAS responded with double lies, which compounds his problem, frankly.

If he had responded that he was suffering from PTSD at the time and didn't know right from wrong because of the war, and has been greatly remorseful ever since, maybe shedding a few tears on camera, MAY-BE the public could have bought it...

[doug from upland]

Sean also surprises me since it has already been on WABC with Monica Crowley. I think I remember him saying last week that he was investigating something significant but didn't want to talk about it until he was sure.

On hold right now on KGO in San Francisco trying to get the story out on Dr. Bill Wattenburg's show.

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[Fiddlstix]

BTTT

[doug from upland]

Boston Globe article by Michael Kranish -- CLICK.