[per loin]

So if he "don't fall down" then obviously all those tumbles were caused by someone else, most likely snowmen hidden in the slopes.

[woofer]

So if he "don't fall down" then obviously all those tumbles were caused by someone else, ...

My guess would be the multitude of adoring voters rushing to touch his outerwear...wait...the slopes were deserted?

Never mind.

[Riley]

So if he "don't fall down" then obviously all those tumbles were caused by someone else, most likely snowmen hidden in the slopes.

Devious, scheming underhanded Rebublican snowmen dirty-tricksters, no doubt. :-)