Study: Humans, Neanderthals Did Not Mate

Discovery News ^ | 3-17-2004 | Larry O'Hanlon

[blam]

Ping.

[Seruzawa]

So the final word on how little the Neanderthals contributed to the modern human gene pool is that it's impossible to say.

And we paid how much for this earth-shattering bit of news?

[TheBigB]

I beg to differ. There is simply no other way to explain Howard Stern.

[billorites]

Did too.

[ElkGroveDan]

Wrong!

[Asclepius]

The very prominent jaw and cheekbones, the large nose, as well as the swept-back forehead and low I.Q., would probably make a Neanderthal appear repulsive to most humans.

Until they had a few beers, yes.

[dfwgator]

"Troglodyte"

(As recorded by Jimmy Castor Bunch)
JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH

What we're gonna do right here is go back
Way back into time
When the only people that existed were Troglodytes
Cave men, cave woman, Neadrothol, Troglodytes
Imagine the average cave man at home
Listening to his stereo
Sometimes he'd get up and dance
He'd move something like this "dance dance"
He'd get tired of dancing alone and look in the mirror
And say "gotta find a woman"
"Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman"
Then he'd go down to the lake where all the girls
Would be swimming or washing clothes or something
And he'd grab one by the hair
You can't do that today fellas
'Cause it might come off
You have a hand full of hair
And she'd be swimming away from you
This was a big woman, big
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt -- one of the Butt sisters
She looked down on him
And started to crush him
Then she began to play him
He looked up at her and said "sock it to me"
"Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me"
She looked down on him
And said "I'll sock it to you daddy"
And you know what he said
He started it all way back then
I ain't gonna lie to you
He said "right on, right on"
Hot pants, hot pants
Uh uh uh.

[Izzy Dunne]

Mary Matalin - James Carville

[taxesareforever]

The very prominent jaw and cheekbones, the large nose, as well as the swept-back forehead and low I.Q., would probably make a Neanderthal appear repulsive to most humans.


John Kerry?

[RightWhale]

So odd-looking, he said, that if you dressed a Neanderthal in a suit and put him on a subway, most people would probably move to another car.

That is absolutely the opposite of the true story. Neanderthals would pass unnoticed by most.

[4CJ]

The very prominent jaw and cheekbones, the large nose, as well as the swept-back forehead and low I.Q., would probably make a Neanderthal appear repulsive to most humans.

John Kerry? ;o)

[Spok]

This study obviously overlooked my old fraternity...

[duckworth]

"So odd-looking, he said, that if you dressed a Neanderthal in a suit and put him on a subway, most people would probably move to another car."

How intolerant! I'm ashamed to be a human!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS: These so-called scientist never met my in-laws.

[ASA Vet]

Neanderthal appear repulsive to most humans.

Slick Willie X-42 would have been attracted to them.
He even found a dead mummy attractive.

That said, if he'd been alive back then, we still wouldn't find his DNA,
since according to his own statements he's sterile.

[RightWhale]

low I.Q.,

That's another thing. Were Neanderthals stupid? Somehow this seems like an assumption without evidence.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Study: Humans, Neanderthals Did Not Mate

When informed of this, Madeline Albright's husband called the study group to differ.

[fish hawk]

all lies! I have videos!!!

[af_vet_rr]

That is absolutely the opposite of the true story. Neanderthals would pass unnoticed by most.

Would this explain the number of votes that Al Gore got in 2000?