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To: Enterprise
....Take all this health advice and you'll die before you're 30.

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those Conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

10 posted on 03/18/2004 10:57:51 AM PST by Irish Eyes
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To: Irish Eyes
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Slainte!

12 posted on 03/18/2004 11:06:39 AM PST by Rytwyng
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To: Irish Eyes
LOL! THAT'S IT!
14 posted on 03/18/2004 11:46:11 AM PST by Enterprise ("Do you know who I am?")
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