[Unam Sanctam]

Causing scandal to the faithful -- "I claim to be Catholic and to benefit electorally from being seen as pious, but I claim the right to ignore any Catholic beliefs I don't like and to criticize my Church for exercising its First Amendment rights to speak out on social and political issues, e.g. on abortion and gay 'marriage'" - J.F.Kerry.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

I'm the perfect candidate for America.

I'm Catholic, but a Jew.

I'm pro-war and anti-war.

I married an African.