Ah, but you attempted to play my game by my rules, when you offered: "God did it. Don't ask how it works."
As you know, the rules were quite specific: In your own words, 10 words or less, explain the universe. If you refuse, or if you fail to satisfy me, I win. You used your own words, I assume, and there were less than 10 of them. So far, so good. But I'm not satisfied. So I win. Nyaah, nyaah, nyaah! The name of the game, by the way, is Clever Creo Stumps Satanic Evo in the Spiritual Warfare which Engulfs the Galaxy.