[longtermmemmory]

For those who have not seen it:
H.J. Res. 56 and S.J. Res. 26
Amendment Text:

Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.
Neither this Constitution or the constitution of any State, nor state or federal law,
shall be construed to require that marital status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred
upon unmarried couples or groups.

[Knuckle Sandwich Combo]

Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.

Unfortunately, they had better be more specific than this (ie, the union of a person born with a penis and a person born with a vagina), as many of these behaviourly-challenged souls consider themselves to be "a man in a woman's body" and vice-versa. I can forsee the wording as it stands being twisted (ie, it depends on what the definition of 'man' or 'woman' is) to suit the dark side's agenda.