First step? Bend over...
(smirk) No, that's Ben Dover... which is short for Benjamin Dover, don'tcha know? (snort) He's the charter member of the group!!! (You silly person)
Boo Hoo... Now alla them there Silly Savages on Polk Street will cuntinue to work on their perverse/reverse orgasms out of wedlock!!! (I know... I'm going to my room to stand on my head in the danged corner)