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To: SedVictaCatoni
I've always amused myself by thinking of what happened to Noah's sons after he gave them the following instructions:
"All right, the three of you boys run out and get me two lions, two tigers, two polar bears, two grizzly bears, two leopards, two cheetahs, two rhinos, two buffalos, two elephants, two wolves, two jaguars, two gorillas...

Here, take this tranquilizer gun with you boys. Those predators can get feisty... Now, y'all be back by supper..."

I used to love to watch Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom when I was a kid. Marlin Perkins would talk to the camera while Jim and five or six strapping natives would wrestle one animal in the background. Marlin and Jim wouldn't have lasted one day on Noah's crew I reckon ;-)

51 posted on 03/06/2004 9:33:37 PM PST by Prodigal Son
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To: Prodigal Son
Last time I read it, the boys were too busy helping their father put the final touches on the Ark to go out and gather the animals.

Sooooo, true to HIS word, the Lord called the animals into the Ark.
54 posted on 03/06/2004 11:43:43 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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