Posted on 03/03/2004 4:12:05 PM PST by Alouette
Keep his remains, and threaten to wrap terrorists in his skin and bury them in it! (And then, tell them you're storing bits of his fat in the busses, so that any terrorist who blows himself up in one of those busses... well, you get the picture. Not a pretty picture, granted.)
The advantage of using Arafat-skin and Arafat-fat instead of similar materials from a dead pig are manifold. First, you get more for your money. I don't think they make pigs that big yet. Then, there's more value per pound. A pig may be unclean, sure -- but Arafat... hey, he's pure filth defined. And finally, you're sparing the life of an innocent pig (or ten).
Upon reading that I couldn't help but think of the scene from "Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail" where some old guy is tossed on a cart full of dead bodies and he says "But I'm not dead yet," followed by John Cleese looking furtively in both directions and then clubbing him on the head. Somehow or other, my mind is replacing the old man with Arafat...
Sources close to Arafat confirmed that the PA chairman has asked his supporters in Jerusalem to check the possibility of burying him near the Aksa Mosque.
Near is such a wonderful word - so flexible, so open to interpretation. I'm all in favor of burying him in the pig farm nearest to the Al Aksa Mosque - after he's exited the digestive tract of several of the pigs, which he can enter at any time (why wait, Yassir?).
...he just smells like it.
Seriously...we've got a Muslim group that says that little turd's not Muslim enough to be planted on the Temple Mount? After a lifetime of unleashing terror and mayhem on the "Zionist hoodlums"?
...heh, heh, heh...I love it.
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