[ScudEast]

Further investigation reveals that they have a population of 800,000. That's £3.75 million in damages each. That's pretty brass necked by anyones standards. They must have been fabulously wealthy and prosperous before the British came.

[Levante]

A spokesman for the Kingdom Ernest Kizza told the BBC they are seeking £3trillion ($5,500bn).

BWAHAHAHAHA! effing ridiculous.

I'm sure these ludicrously greedy bastards came up with this figure after painstaking review of meticulously kept records, careful assessments of crop and livestock price comparisons over decades, stock analysis, and...

Ah, bulls#it!