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Okay, so can we have A Dozen Reasons Why I'm A Liberal?

Hmmm...Because I like handouts...I can't think for myself...I don't believe in personal responsibility...I FEEL like it...I like to be told how to live...I believe a good person can be liar...Christianity gets in the way o my personal choices...Waffling is a thought process, not a breakfast food...killing the unborn allows me to be free...The hollyweird crowd are my role models...I have an absolute right to be absolutely wrong...I am jealous of Pres. Bush looked so good on the aircraft carrier

[misterrob]

1) As a criminal, I am entitled to rights that tax payers are not.

2) As a non-citizen I am entitled to rights that citizens don't receive.

3) I hate white people for they are the scourge of the earth and responsible for everything wrong.

4) I hate men for the same reasons in #3 and that they are rapists.

5) I believe that there is no such thing as enough taxes and that rich people suck for reasons shown in #3 & #4.

6) Because Palestinians have every right to kill Israeli children.

7) I don't believe in free speech.

8) Government is your friend

9) Protectionism is the way to save our country

10) I believe that the term, Illegal Immigrant is racist and that America belongs to anyone not born here already.

11) I love protesting about subjects I know nothing about

12) I think that the NY Times tells me everything I need to know.