[Socks C.]

Don, ALL . . . mY NamE IS Socks C. Iyam one of pHil v.'s associZates. Iyam sorry to repoRt that Mr. V is going through a bit of a bAd patch. Early in the day at his pLace of eMplowment hiz eMployur had to resourt to the tranquilizer gun and dart'em. Seams he wuz babblin and raving and threatening harm tu cusstomers. I wUz ther. He slipped me th PING LIST and th pass code to hiz 'puuter and hiz last words (I think) before the jacket an gag wuz, "Marz . . . gotta go to marz . . . ping marz . . ." they were az gentile az possible . . . He put up a good fight, buT they gOt 'em . . .

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If you'd like to be on or off this MARS ping list please FRail me

[Cold Heat]

That is the funniest post that I have seen on FR!

One for the record book!

LOL!:-)

BBBWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,,,,,......@*

[Darksheare]

Egads, the guys who show up and tranq me for ranting about how I'm the grassy knoll got him too?
See? Here's a transcript:

I am the third man on the grassy knoll!
I came up with the conspiracy, it was all ME!
I will be called the Darklord, and you will all cower and shiver before me!
I run OPEC!
It's all MY fault!
The crows really are out to get me.....
I, I.. I.. *knock at the door*
Huh? Who could that be? *gets up to answer the door*
Yes? Hey, who ARE you people? *muffled muttering outside door*
What?! No! Let go of me!
I..! *sounds of major struggle*
Not the tranq dart! NOO! *muffled pop, sound of snoozing body hitting floor*

Unit 'Darksheare' has been neutralised for your safety and convenience.

[McGavin999]

LOL, nice to see you again Socks, it's been a long time.

[StriperSniper]

Thanks, hope they had some good stuff in the dart for him. ;-)

Good to see you prowling around.

[Professional Engineer]

ROFLOL Thanks Socks!

[adaven]

Please step away from the bong.

[lonevoice]

Hey, Mr. Tom. Thanks for the ping! I hope you didn't hurt your paws typing all that. When you see Pharmer, tell him if he'll start getting you that good catnip you won't call the coats on him again.

[eddie willers]

I won't believe it's you until I see some titty pink.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOL! Thanks for the ping!

[Aracelis]

He put up a good fight, buT they gOt 'em . . .

Ummm...Phil didn't perhaps get caught with a hand lens and rock hammer, did he? He ran off with them a coupla days ago along with some of my canvas specimen bags. Kept babbling on about his "mission". Didn't have the heart to stop him.