[longshadow]

While you play around with eggs, I am going to make myself the undisputed, official spokesman of the entire cosmos: All celestial bodies are subject to gravitational forces!

Well, I assert that raisins are nothing more than dried grapes; I guess that makes me the official spokesperson for all grapes.....

.... but I could be wrong, since I didin't personally interview every single grape in the known and unkown Universe. I guess that means that raisins must be supernaturally created....

[PatrickHenry]

I shall issue a clarifying statement later, in my self-proclaimed role as the official spokesman for the Congress of Official Spokesmen Making Official Statements (COSMOS)^TM