I'd like to thank my fellow nominees...(blah blah blah)...Clint Eastwood, you're so great...and you're making my mantle very crowded...Sean Penn, Kevin Bacon...the crew is fantasic...(blah blah blah)
Susan, I love you so much (gag, puke)..thanks for being the best friend I ever had...
In this movie I play a victim of abuse and violence, and if you are out there and is a person that has that tragedy befall you, there is no shame or weakness...in seeking counseling...thank you"
Wha? No politics?