Liberal Critic: You bigot, bible thumper, homophobe, antisemitic right-wing religious nut! What a joke using dead languages. The "almost pornograohic" viloence. Over the top. Not historically true say many religious experts....
Christian: The left is biased and hates God.
Liberal Critic: Hate speech! Hate speech! Did you hear this backwood, uneducated Christian right zealot's hate speech? I have never heard such bigoted, shocking, despicable language. This fase protrayal film of Jesus is a real danger to all good Americans who believe in religious freedom. Very likely to stir up hatred aginst Jews. Jewish scholars worry, with real concern for their lives and anti-semitism. And this president is trying to put discrimination INTO the constitution with the help of the redneck nascar Bible-beleiveing southerners and religious extremists. Separation of church and state - it's in the constitution! He is stupid. He is hated around the world. Tear down those war memorial crosses! Put Muslim education into the schools before thousands of American muslims are attacked. There have been shocking civil rights abuses against muslims.We must march in Washington... at the door of this President who does not represent ALL the people. The selected president who was put into office by his Supreme Court lackeys... including a black Uncle Tom who disenfranchised 1000s of African Americans from voting - every vote must count and a woman's right to choose be upheld. We have been Bush-whacked by this embarrassment of a President who is the most divisive person EVER to hold this office! An AWOL drunk who many charge may have used drugs as well. Got into college through daddy's coat-tails and was passed through. America is being taken over by the American Taliban, the religious right, who own this president and threaten ALL our freedoms in this great country. We must stop the hate speech of the right including Rush Limbaugh and talk radio! There is a chill wind blowing from the right and a fariness doctrine should be...
Of course, you understand that if this was Kill Bill, Face Off, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Temptation of Christ... that this review would read:
pushing the envelope, thought provoking, challenig the norm, quirky, passionte realism, futhering the dialogue of human experience...blah blaah barf