[whattajoke]

You're careful to explain to your children how G-d created the universe, right? And you read them Genesis, detailing the order of creation, right?

I'll do us both a favor and leave this one alone. I think my kid would find the Genesis ordering of creation a bit confusing, since it has conflicting statements. Heck, I wouldn't even know how to pronounce, "G-d."

[Doctor Stochastic]

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