I wonder when the creationists will realize that The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson, which was published in 1886, is a metaphor for what happens when a good man (Dr. Jekyll) spends too much time in the lab and discovers evolution. He naturally becomes a wild maniac -- Mr. Hyde!
MRRUUUHAHAHAHAHA!
Worst mid-life crisis until Bill Clinton. (Can't wait!)