Tribune7: "I suspect a Mother Teresa would be the first. She did have a good track record there. :-)"
Hint, hint: The very, very, religious are legalists who compare themselves among themselves.
Those sorts of mentalities do not view themselves as being "low-life sinners". And unlike Jesus, they avoid even being in the company of "low-life sinners" for fear of being contaminated by them.
They think that God isn't talking about them when He says that ALL human effort to act in accordance with divine or moral law (righteous behavior) are like menstrous rags to Him.
By their self-righteousness, they are denying that only the righteousness of Christ imputed to them will make them acceptable to God. [The *gift* of Christ's righteousness: Rom.5:17]
Isn't that special?
Among the people who Mr. Hitchens puts in that category is Mother Teresa. It's pretty safe to say Mother Teresa would have been the first person to assist Mr. Hitchens if he should find himself in the situation you describe.
While, I often myself in agreement with Mr. Hitchens in this matter he is a hypocrit.