The National Association of Biology Teachers has over 9,000 members, presumably all steeped in the allegedly evil doctrine of [
gasp!]
eeee-vooo-louuu-shun. I wonder how many of these misguided souls are rapists, serial killers, dictators, torturers, etc.? I keep searching for headlines like "Crazed Biology Teacher Convicted of Multiple Axe-Murders" but I can't find anything. I guess the media hush that stuff up because they're all in on the conspiracy.