Seriously, if you care to expend the effort (and it's fine if you don't), get a text-based browser, and put yourself in the shoes of a person who can't see the screen, but can hear the words spoken as the cursor moves acoss the screen. There is no "easy" transition from "sight-friendly" to "blind-friendly," and in some cases the objects are mutually exclusive.
But I have no technical know-how and would have messed it up badly. The device would have to know how to get online by itself, like I said, I have NO idea how to make one.