Caption John Effin' Kerry Rocking Out on the Guitar!

Yahoo ^ | 2.19.2004

[COBOL2Java]

I saw the video of this, he was playing some classical music and finger pickin'.

Classical Gas?

[SoDak]

Where's Belushi when you need him?

[Zebra]

They’re creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum. When people come to see 'em They really are a screa-um. The Addams Family.

Neat

Sweet

Petite (as Kerry enters)

So get a witch's shawl on. A broomstick you can crawl on. We're gonna pay a call on The Addams Family.

[meowmeow]

Oh my...I am crying...

kb - check out this thread when you get a working computer.

[Happy2BMe]

This land was your land - this land is now my land - this land was made for me and me . .

[Revolting cat!]

"All my Alexes live in Kenya!"

[Contra]

Kerrrrrry on, love is coming, love is coming to us all . . . . . . . .

[Revolting cat!]

"I had no sex,
               With a chick named Al-ex..."

[MistrX]

"Gimmee an F!"

[rubofthebrush]

John eff-ing Kerry-- wearing the face that he keeps in a jar by the door--who is it for?

[tapatio]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And no one can talk to a horse of course

So talk to my buddy Ted

Go right to the source and ask the horse

He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.

He's always on a liberal course.

Talk to my ol' pal Ted

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day

But good ol'Ted will talk for me cause i have nothing to say

. A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.

You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

Go ask my buddy Ted

[Constitutional Patriot]

"No...Celine Dion did not have a sex change..."

[Hotdog]

Purple Haze....

[JasonC]

Goodbye, Election Tuesday, who could lose their fame on you
Though you shame us a hundred new ways, still I'm gonna miss you

[Our man in washington]

Yells and shells and gunners mates
A wartime boat, that was my fate
The sailors creed by heart I'd state,
I've looked at war that way.

But wounded thrice, I'm on the plane,
I soon hooked up with Hanoi Jane
My sailor's crew I called insane
And wrong in every way

I've looked at war from both sides now
I hated vets and still somehow
my tales in Nam I will recall
I really don't know war at all

Guns and bombs and poison gas
But war they hate in Boston, Mass
so Gulf War One it would not pass
If all did vote my way

Hussein he fell in one attack
That's one vote that I would love back
So Gulf War Two I switched my tack
and voted yes that day

And so I've voted both sides now
yes and no and still somehow
Attack the war I have the gall
I really don't know truth at all

[Our man in washington]

Ping. Yep, you're the master at the song parody, but beginner would like your opinion. (See post #155) Thanks.

[4wurdobsrver]

I'm a super freak!SUPER FREAKEEE

[End_Clintonism_Now]

The Ultimate Kerry Photo Op:

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...SHEEESH, where to begin?! Thanks fer the ping, my FRiend, this oughtta be entertaining.

FReegards...MUD